This is so funny. (WARNING: Language Alert!!) And so not true, just in case you didn’t recognize the Onion’s News Department. For one, Jobs did not present this morning. For real Apple news, go here.
I got hooked on LOLCats, now I’m hooked on Fail Blog, an offshoot of said cats. Today’s got a hysterical FAIL: a text message on a man’s iPhone that spells doom for his daughter. WARNING: CONTENT AT LINK IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN!!!
Not the brightest bulb on the string, eh? Man Arrested After Using Pay Stub as Bank Robbery Note By email@example.com The robber’s threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub.
Okay, I haven’t tried golf on the Wii yet, but I am certain I’ll slice just as badly as I do on a real course.
What? That’s not how it went down?
Thanks, Esther! And don’t forget!!!
Seen multiple places, posted here for my girls:
Saw this at The Anchoress’ site, and thought it was hysterical. Mind you, if Travel Man bought me jewelry for Christmas, I’d probably smack him upside the head. Dude, I want a camera. Or that Fontanini starter set with the Holy Family! Or books! But still, this is so funny to me!
This joke from “Good, Clean Funnies” came just in time to coordinate with my post on the Soccer Mom site. Forgive Your Enemies Toward the end of a church service, the minister asked the congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” All held up their hands except one small elderly lady. “Mrs. Jones? Are…
I saw this at Crummy Church Signs, and I have to say it really did remind me of the days when I dabbled with Evangelical stuff. Never left the Church, but I certainly wasn’t attending Mass regularly at the time. And it’s funny, but I think about this couple and what they are looking for,…