Helping You Translate What I Say

When I say, “I’m sorry, but the Tech Support Department is closed for the night,” it does NOT mean, “Hey, they’re hanging around waiting to talk to people who call in 45 minutes after their department closed.”   Also, when I say, “I’m sorry, but the old iPhone is no longer available,” it does not…

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Bleg (Updated)

Okay, I tweaked my blog’s template and now Firefox people say there’s no background to the text on posts. I can see one with IE7, but…it would be nice if everyone could. Here’s what I’m looking for. I want my blog to have the static background image, which it now does. I also want the…

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Cooking Advice for the Inexperienced

When you make fish sticks for your children in an oven set for 475, remember that it’s important not to move the cookie sheet just taken from said oven with the hand that does NOT have the oven mitt on. It tends to hurt, and it also tends to be hard to keep bad words…

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Annoying

I was driving along today when I saw a bumper sticker that read: Thou Shalt Not Kill GO VEGETARIAN! I hate when vegetarians can’t come up with a rational argument for their eating choices. (Not that I’d buy it, anyway, being that I love to eat meat so very much…) But to quote the Bible…

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Seen on a T-Shirt

…on a boy that looked to be about ten or eleven. A picture, like a restroom sign, of a male figure with two female figures, one on each side, leaning in. Caption under the picture? TWO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH (Honestly, what – if anything – are parents thinking?) When I saw that kid, I…

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