Dear IRS Agent Miss Jordan,
You were very nice to me and very calm as we figured out why our money was delayed. I’m glad our money will be put back into our account this week (God willing), and I will be very sorry to see you unemployed should the Fair Tax be passed.
You really were pleasant, but I’d still like the IRS to go the way of the 8-Track, but with fewer good memories.
Christine the Soccer Mom