Today is The Bard’s birthday, and thus I, instructor and tutor for mine children, have decreed that we shall speak as such all day. Also, all young ladies must wear appropriate clothing for their fair sex (in other words, frocks and not clothing such as young men would wear).
We shall also celebrate by reading Shakespeare in the park, methinks. Perhaps reciting “The Comedy of Errors” would give us great pleasure.
Besides, it’s OFFICIALLY A HOLIDAY!
Here, see what fun you can have?