At breakfast this morning, Little Girl dawdled a bit, and Big Girl went off to get dressed. She flitted across the hallway and waved at Soccer Dad. The following conversation ensued:
Little Girl: What is Big Girl wearing?
Soccer Dad: Big Girl is wearing an evening gown with Versace pumps, Christian Dior neckware, and a fishing hat.
I dissolved into a fit of giggles, not over the fishing hat, but over the “neckware.”
Soccer Dad: Yeah. Why?
me: You mean, maybe, “A diamond pendant”?
Soccer Dad: I guess so. Something like that. It’s not just a necklace, it’s fancier. “Neckware.”
I suppose it’s a sign that I’m kind of low-maintenance that he came up with that phrase. Honestly, if he bought me “neckware” I wouldn’t know what to do with it. I just don’t wear a lot of jewelry.
Still, I’d love to get a picture of that ensemble.
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