Various Conversations

Last night at dinner: Big Girl: What can you use to fix broken vegetables? me: I don’t know. What? Big Girl: Tomato paste! This morning, as I finished showering off Little Girl: me: (Looking at her feet, trying to find the source of the light “thunking” sound I hear.) What are you doing with your…

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Dopey Quizzes

When I ought to be getting breakfast and school underway. First up, the puctuation personality quiz. I’ve been intrigued, and, except for the leadership thing, this is pretty close to me. You Are a Colon You are very orderly and fact driven. You aren’t concerned much with theories or dreams… only what’s true or untrue.…

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Black Market

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall. .onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !important;padding: 5px;overflow: hidden !important;zoom:…

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