From Good, Clean Funnies.
Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?”
“Two for a quarter,” answered the vendor.
“How much is just one?” she asked.
“Fifteen cents,” answered the vendor.
“Then I’ll take the other one,” said Mrs. Golden.
And, because I’ll be on vacation for next Monday, here’s one from You Tube. The Office has become my favorite new sitcom to watch. Hubby and I are going to be buying all the old seasons of this one. In case you haven’t watched it before, it is done like a documentary on the sales office for a paper company. No laugh track. It’s based on a British show (same name) and is absolutely hysterical. (Warning: The song in the background of this video is Justin Timberlake’s “Sexyback.”)