Humor for Monday

From Good, Clean Funnies.

Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?”

“Two for a quarter,” answered the vendor.

“How much is just one?” she asked.

“Fifteen cents,” answered the vendor.

“Then I’ll take the other one,” said Mrs. Golden.

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And, because I’ll be on vacation for next Monday, here’s one from You Tube. The Office has become my favorite new sitcom to watch. Hubby and I are going to be buying all the old seasons of this one. In case you haven’t watched it before, it is done like a documentary on the sales office for a paper company. No laugh track. It’s based on a British show (same name) and is absolutely hysterical. (Warning: The song in the background of this video is Justin Timberlake’s “Sexyback.”)

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