The Dark Doom of the Sea
AARR! You land lubbers be careful! This be the name of our feared pirate ship! Beware of Captain Stinkin’ John Sparrow (currenly plundering in North Carolina today) and First Mate Dirty Charity Cash with mates Decrepit Brit Bellamy (formerly known as Big Girl) and Cap’n Liza Leadblade (formerly known as Little Girl). We’ll be dancin’…